Saturday, 23 May 2015

Friendship Report: The Smooze


Dear Readers,

I should probably do a report on the jealousy shown in the last episode, but I'm much more interested in the adorable creature known as The Smooze. We all have a friend like him, one who eats everything, who leaves a mess, who secretes a weird green goo, and who we wish we could lock up in a storeroom for the evening. No matter how distasteful this friend may be, it never seems right to leave him (or her) behind, and so they have to come with us where ever we go, because it wouldn't seem right not to.

It's strange how someone like that becomes your friend, in my case he just followed my group around for awhile and it got to the point where we started including him, and liking him (no matter what any of us say). Although recently his college attendance has been pretty low, so he hasn't been included in much of late.

If any of you readers have a friend like The Smooze, please tell me all about them in the comments section below. I am genuinely curious.

Lastly, Fluttershy's new friend bugs me. Surely Tree Hugger is using some form of narcotic, Hopefully she doesn't use the power of peer pressure on Fluttershy, it'd be a shame for Fluttershy to travel down the path of illegal drugs. But thankfully it's a children's show, and that's the sort of message that kids shows avoid right? Right? I guess it's just Tree Hugger's job to fill a stereotype, that's how the media portrays all eco-warrior types, and I probably shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. I would also like to point out that stereotypes exist for a reason, so maybe I'm right.

- George "Kitty" Booth

I'd like to thank Kyle for being "that friend"

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