Saturday, 30 May 2015

Friendship Report: Expectations

Dear readers,

As some of you have already come to terms with, not everything is quite as beautiful as we imagine. Take London for example, most of us expect it to be a posh place full of rich fold who have their chauffeurs drive them around in gilt Rolls Royces. It's true there are a few of those, but it's mostly full of chavs and tourists.

Saturday, 23 May 2015

Friendship Report: The Smooze

Dear Readers,

I should probably do a report on the jealousy shown in the last episode, but I'm much more interested in the adorable creature known as The Smooze. We all have a friend like him, one who eats everything, who leaves a mess, who secretes a weird green goo, and who we wish we could lock up in a storeroom for the evening. No matter how distasteful this friend may be, it never seems right to leave him (or her) behind, and so they have to come with us where ever we go, because it wouldn't seem right not to.

Saturday, 9 May 2015

Friendship Report: Clown?

Dear Readers,

Although I found the latest episode quite entertaining, I found the message to be a bit unclear. I think it was supposed to be something about blessings in disguise, but that didn't sit right with me. To me the message seemed more along the lines of "Fake it 'til you make it." Yes, I did get that line from Fallout 3.

Friday, 1 May 2015

Friendship Report: Goodbyes

Dear Readers,

In the last episode of My Little Pony, poor Rainbow Dash was struggling to say goodbye to her adorable pet tortoise: Tank. We all know how hard some goodbyes can be, even if you're going to see whoever it is the next day. Sometimes you just don't want people to leave you, or you don't want to leave them. Either way, this theme brought on an episode filled with references and hilarity.